Wilson (aka the pup that harasses Mom)

Wilson: Hey..hey, whatcha dooing? Can I help, look I'm helping. LOOK AT ME! *jumps all over* Jumping fun mom. See? I sure do like hoping everywhere. Hey, hello, hi! I think I'm hungry...*trots off to check food bowl, which is empty.* MOOOOMM FEED MEEE! *brings food bowl over and starts running around* Stop with your taptaptaping on the computer, I'm right here. No I do not want grandma to play with me *walks away from grandma*. No I do not want Mindy. *Ignores Kitty-cat and stares at mom*

Chelsea: *attempts to ignore pupson and work on her paper*

Wilson: *sighs and lays down*

Chelsea: *Feels bad, invites the fat sausage up onto couch. Continues where she lefts off once Wilson is settled*

Wilson: Hey Hey mom, whats that on the screen? *puts head on laptop* Wooooww, look at all them words you are typing. Can I.....Can I lick them? *attempts to lick screen, screen now has dog slobber on it*

Chelsea: ....

Wilson: *big puppy eyes* You look stressed, Study Break?

Chelsea: *grumbles* You win.

Wilson: YAY! WALKIES!

Grandma: *laughs like crazy in the background*

....True story....

Moms gone..!

....for the weekend.

Don't worry pup, this just means you have all weekend to harass grandma.

And this is for those stopping by from the blog hop!

Whispers of a Haircut!!!! Oh Noes!

I over heard mom and G-mum talking about taking me to ashley (apparently the best dog groomer in alberta) for a H-A-I-R C-U-T. Sadly they do not realized that this prince knows how to spell and is getting worried about the bathing, and the nail cutting and the grooming....Human females like this kind of thing, but me- a dachshund male male, for sure DOES NOT LIKE BATHING OR ANY OF IT. What can I do???? I'm full of worryment! But to make your day better here is something mom found on the internet!



10 Reasons Your Dog's hair cut costs more than yours
10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
9. You don't go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.
7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies from your eyes.
5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser. (I hope not anyway).

And the Number 1 reason your dog's haircut costs more than yours....
1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is extremely slim.

Its ALL TRUE!

Adventure in a Water Fountain

Mom and G-Ma took me for a walkie yesterday..... What I thought was a normal day turned into a new experience and I got kinda wet. I'm sure moms glad that I don't smell so bad when I'm soaked, I know I am and I know Mindy-cat is too. She doesn't like to hang out with me when I smell, what a strange animal.

We took Wilson to the water fountain in the park! At first he did not like the idea very much, it was loud and new to him. Even so my mom got him to run under it a few times till his little tail started to wag and he was sloshing through the water on his own. All in all a good day for all three of us to enjoy the sun and have some fun together.